Welcome New leader.

I am one of your lackeys. My name is Y.Ess-Mann and I am here to guide you through the set up stage and help you on the track to becoming a truly infamous Militant Dictator, and a great Farmer.

If you have any problems during your stay here in our great country, feel free to ask me for help. Although, I'm sure that whatever a wonderfully insperational leader such as yourself does will be just fine.

Your first task is to select an image to reflect your true glory...