You will need to:
Select your Militant Dictator/Farmer avatar
Select your self appointed title
Crush the resistance with your iron fist
12/3/10 - Liberate your first farm and start on the road to militant dictator/farming glory
10/3/10 - From the supplies screen you can now access your warehouse and view all the items you have purchased
9/3/10 - The seed store is now open, and all existing players have been gifted some cash to start stocking up on quality seeds
8/3/10 - The Seed store is getting ready to open for business, browse the slection of quailty crops you'll be able to grow in your new farm
2/3/10 - If you're reading this then you have probably set up your chracter by picking an avatar, and title - for the peasants to refer to you by.
Well done, you've just tried the newest feature in the Zimbabwe Farming Experience
28/2/10 You can now post details of your successes and faliures to your wall - spread the good word!
Coming very soon:
Have your people grow great crops, and then harvest them for you to sell for trillions of dollars
Daily Random Events will threaten the delicate balance that is being a brutal militant dictator/farmer in todays world
Earn Cash, increase your power over your people and have harsh sanctions placed on you by the international community
Coming Soon...
Recruit a band of thugs and steal your friends farms
Abuse Western Leaders at the united nations
Spend trillions of dollars upgrading your farm at the store
Get fat and happy of the sweat and toil of your people, and then crush any attempt to resist you
And much more, coming soon to Robert Mugabes Zimbabwae Farming Experience...
Coming in the distant future...
Spelling!!!!!!